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If you want to do it, do it!
I'm gonna do it!
Yeah! I'm gonna do it!
Yeah!
You know, one-shot jokes are hard, right?
Yeah.
I like one-shot jokes, but it's hard and scary when you do it.
So today, I came up with a game where you can do one- shot jokes easily.
Okay.
It's called "Make your opponent do it".
One-shot joke slip battle!
(Applause)
This is a two-on-two team game.
Okay.
There are two people.
I came up with a joke that if you make your opponent do it, you'll slip, right?
Okay.
So you do this joke.
I'll be handed over the slip joke?
Yeah, you'll be handed over the slip joke.
And now we're going to have two judges.
If you slip, you'll get a point for not making you slip.
Okay.
And Tetsuya can arrange his own joke so that it doesn't slip and do it in the original.
Yeah.
And if you laugh even a little bit, you can stop me from getting a point.
I have a game like that.
I see.
The premise of this one-shot joke is to slip, so it's very easy to do.
That's great.
It's catchy.
It's not like I'm going to slip, so I don't care if I slip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then we should exchange jokes right away.
Yeah.
Let's exchange jokes.
Okay.
Let's do it.
This is not good. Shut up!
This is not good.
You gave me trash.
Isn't it funny?
It's funny for you, too.
The last one.
The last one is great.
Do you think you can make it funny?
It's not bad at all.
Okay. We exchanged jokes.
Let's call a judge.
Judge!
Yes.
Two people came from the Japanese comedy graduation party association.
Yes, thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
What is white flag?
I'll give you a white flag if it's funny.
I'll act as a first-come, first-served man.
Wow, it's hard.
But I think I'll probably slip at first.
At first...
Well, we won, so...
I wonder if we can do it.
Well, let's have Toshin-ichi prepare a one-shot gag.
Yes.
I'll do it.
Please, Ryo-kun, don't slip.
If we're funny, Ryo will be happy.
Yes.
If we're not funny at all, I'll be happy.
I'll be happy, too.
There are people who are happy with either of us.
Yes.
It's a wonderful competition.
I'm already excited.
Wow, amazing.
Isn't it me?
I'll do it.
Yes.
San-san-naga-bushi-tsubushi.
[San-san-naga-bushi-tsubushi]
Pi-pi-pi.
I'm sorry, I don't know the song anymore.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
It's funny from the beginning.
Wow.
Who made this gag thinking it wasn't funny?
Isn't it amazing?
This is expensive.
It was very expensive.
San-san-naga-bushi-tsubushi.
I thought it was funny.
Wow, amazing.
No, it wasn't funny.
Wow, it was funny.
It was funny.
The gag you just did wasn't good.
You couldn't do it well.
You failed to make it funny.
It was funny.
San-san-naga-bushi-tsubushi was too painful for me.
You did it.
Yeah.
It was funny.
I'm sorry.
I feel so bad.
He's not that bad.
I don't know what's going on.
I want to drop it right now.
I taught Tetsuya how to do it.
It came out.
Come on, Tetsuya.
Yeah, it's a jackpot.
It's going to slip.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
*breathes hard*
During speed skating, I eat yakitoba.
All I have is yakitoba!
It's a boze!
*laughs*
I'm done!
I did it until I got funny.
I tried to be funny for a moment.
And I liked it, so I thought it was a cigarette.
I thought it was funny and that it wasn't a cigarette.
Ah, that's good.
I have a dream.
I looked it up online, and I put up with it in the beginning, so I don't think I can do anything about it now.
I wanted these two eyes.
But I gave you one, so our points have been reduced.
All right!
Oh, I don't know what it is, but I'll do it.
I see, I'll do it.
You're doing it, aren't you?
If you do it with your neck, you'll be able to do it.
I'll do it.
All right!
Then, before I do it, I'll call the train!
Wow!
Do it!
No, I don't want to do it!
Do it!
I don't want to do it!
Do it!
Can I really get one point?
Then I'll do it!
Yes!
♪ I'll eat sushi more than today tomorrow ♪
Wow!
No way!
I did it!
Why!
I did it!
Why!
I did it!
I got it!
I like this kind of laugh.
Why!
I'm going to put it on and change it up a little bit.
There was one in the room, wasn't there?
I did it!
I can do this!
Seriously!
I can do it here!
No way!
All right!
I did it with the idea that I wouldn't get Shibuyu's hand in it.
It wasn't almost arranged.
Yeah, that's right.
It didn't have a use.
I just thought you were a middle school student.
That's right!
I thought you were a red-haired student who was in middle school.
Yumemaru's preference was just that.
There you go!
All right!
I'm tired.
I'm scared of you.
Now, here it is.
I want to get a point here as expected.
Okay, I'll-
I'll do what Tetsuya taught me.
Me?
Go! I want you to teach me here.
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
Arm side push-up is hard!
I did it!
Seriously?
I was expecting too much from the beginning.
Oh, you were expecting too much?
You know, the arm side push-up is hard.
It's hard for me to do arm side push-up.
I'm also half-fake.
I made a mistake in the arrangement.
I feel strange.
Now, I'm a teacher.
Why?
I'm sorry.
I didn't know it well.
I couldn't see it well.
Isn't this position bad?
I've been doing like this for a long time.
I don't know if I should do like this.
It's not funny at all.
Don't drop it from here.
I'll do it.
Okay.
I'm counting on you!
I'll do it!
I did it!
It's funny.
What are you talking about?
It's funny.
I can't do it anymore.
It's funny that you couldn't do it.
And, please be aware of it.
I couldn't do both of them.
I stopped it.
What does it mean?
I'm going to throw this away.
It's like the lyrics of an original song.
Why did you choose him?
Why did you choose A?
Which of Toshimitsu's stories are you going to do?
I'm looking forward to it.
Ryo's stories about Toshimitsu.
I'm finally on stage.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Kassabuta.
No way.
What is it?
Is it Kassabuta?
Hey!
Nice save!
You made me laugh.
This is funny.
What is it?
Where are you going?
I think it's a betrayal.
I think so, too.
Ryo Kouta knew it.
Ryo will do what I thought of.
In this combination,
I think Ryo will do what Tetsuya thought of.
I think so, too.
If Tetsuya knows it, I'll lose.
No doubt about it.
I'm going to do it.
If you hit a new one,
you'll go to New Jersey.
You're crazy!
I was nervous.
The next one will be funny for sure.
The last word was too sweet.
I know it.
If you say it in practice room,
I'll definitely say it.
I'll say it even if you stop there.
I'm embarrassed that you're making me do it.
That's true.
I lost.
I want to win at least one point difference.
I'll say it.
Dangshu!
Then, Sakagari!
Oh, my stomach is stuck!
Unomushi's pose.
No!
I lost.
I lost, but I don't know what I'm doing at all.
It's messed up.
I'm not slipping!
I'm more angry than if I were to slip normally.
It's a play.
So, it's 2-0 and our team won!
But is it actually happy that we won?
I think it's too funny.
But it might be a problem that can be funny.
Oh, it's the opposite.
Oh, I see.
So, it's a new feeling for me.
Why don't you try it, too?
No, I won't.
I won't do it at all.
Why don't you try it, too?
No, I won't.
I'm wearing a new jersey.
What?
I'm wearing a new jersey.
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It won't open!
Annoying!
It's so annoying!
Bye-bye!